10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.