10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth