10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.