10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth