10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes