10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"