10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• It's Free To Fold...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com