10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.