10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.