10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for loners.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.