10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fold and live to fold again
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.