10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...