10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.