10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for loners.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.