10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright