10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz