10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi