10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.