10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls