10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.