10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.