10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."