10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus