10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant