10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth