10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"