10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'