10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• if u play for the thrill u are ill