10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'