10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim