10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth