10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT