10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is for loners.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."