10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.