10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)