10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--