10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "No river, no fish."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.