10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson