10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.