10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger