10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]