10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake