10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--