10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.