10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
if u play for the thrill u are ill
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
It's Free To Fold...
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz