10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...