10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it