10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician