10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes