10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Welcome to kicker school
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.